My face when...

SO GUYS.

I found the PERFECT gif to describe my face when I:

    A- have a pervy thought
    B- see something that I gusta
    C- know something that someone else doesn't

 And.. well.... THIS IS IT!

A Penny For Your Thoughts.... Five Bucks If They're Dirty.

Hey y'all. Sitting in pre-cal once again. I got sick. How gross is that? I had a fever and a sore throat last night, but I took medication and now I'm just congested. It still sucks though. I haven't been able to sing for the past two days. In vocals, I sit there like a dork because I can't do anything. Listening to the other altos kills me because almost none of them know their music. One of them was singing half tenor, half alto, and another was singing soprano the whole time. The rest of them I can't hear. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS MY MUSIC?!?!?!?! Ugh. I think I am.

YAWN

Hey guys! It's been a while!
       Well my day has been a blur of yawns and exhausted-ness. I went to All-County Chorus yesterday and we stood and sang for almost 7 hours straight. Singing takes more out of you than one would think. So semi-funny derposity today--- I accidentally walked off with Cwitoburger's class ring. I always take his to play with in Pre-Cal, and today I handed him mine, so he is currently walking around wearing a girl's ring. It may not be funny to you, but I thought it was funny. I just finished a Chem test that I feel I did INCREDIBLY on. I hope it's not one of those tests where you feel like you did great, but in reality you failed..... That would be bad...... but anyway. PICS!!!!

     Sometime, somewhere, over something, in the near or distant future, you shall hear from me again. ~ The Cacchinator

Premature Senioritis

Guys. It's official. I have senioritis. I know, I know. It's too soon. I've still got a year to go, but to be honest I've felt it coming since last year. I don't want to learn and in some classes even when I try I can't focus on the teacher or subject. But anyway. Little D switched with The Asian today, so he's not sitting in front of me..... That makes me sad. He's adorable. I can see his computer screen from here and he's playing some random game. Both of our papers are blank. Cwitoburger and The Asian are paying attention so I'll have to get one of them to teach me later. They could probably teach me better than the teacher so I'm not stressed. I have to go play teacher with Season today after school. I have to teach her el español. No me gusta. This does not please me. There's a lacrosse game tonight, and I wanna go but I don't want to because I havent seen my dad since sunday. I didn't see him at all Saturday or yesterday. I need my daddy. I know I may sound like a whiny five year old, but I'm a daddy's girl so you can kiss my ass. Anyway. Got a few pictures. Some funny. Some not. Here ya go.

Later Y'all. The Cacchinator.

Oh to derp instead of learn....

SO my derps.
Right now I'm sitting in Chemistry. We're supposed to be doing some worksheet thing, but no one is doing it because we have a sub. I'm in this class with Tiny Tim. I'm still confused as to how I feel about him. There are times when I like him and there are times when I want to punch him in the face. ANYWAY. Yesterday, I saw my Pokey Buddy. I haven't seen him since the end of last school year. He waved. Two words: DAY MADE. I got his number from Lucifer and I texted him but he never texted back. That's upsetting. I loved that kid. He never failed to make me smile. Well I'm kinda done writing for now sooooo....

I'll talk to y'all later...

The Cacchinator.

P.S.- But first....

Ladies and Gentlemen, Live from Pittsboro...... It's Tuesdaaaaayyyyyyy Morning!!!

So I'm sitting in the class once more. We're supposed to be doing a worksheet, but I am doing what I do best. I'm derping like a boss. The sub we have today keeps standing up and staring at us. I don't know if he's looking at me because I'm not writing furiously or if he's looking at the girls behind me who are sitting on the floor and talking. He's rather intimidating. He's got a large belly and keeps standing up staring like "If you disobey me I will eat you". I SCURRED!!!! Anyway, what I really meant to tell you about was this really derpy annoying girl in my first period. We have to do a project where we make a board game that has to do with the circulatory system. She decided that she wanted us to involve Egyptians because they were "obsessed with organs" and when we told her no she got mad and started pouting. She later informed us that she was going to do a solo project, and that it was going to be way more interesting than our "simple boring" one. I honestly hope she does do a solo project because her child-like attitude makes me want to punch her in the face. When one of our group members(who knows considerably more about art and design than she does) said it was going to take about 3-4 weeks to use her idea for a project, she claimed that she could do it in the time we've been given. Another of our group members told her that it would be best to listen to him because he knew more and she responded with "No he doesn't. You don't know what I've done. You wouldn't believe the projects I've done." We finally decided to let her go on her own if that is what she wishes to do. We can't argue with her because it's like arguing with a child, and she refuses to compromise. 

                                            Yep, that's her alright.

I feel like I've been away for so long....

But that's because I have! I currently have a mustache drawn on my finger because I am a BAMF. I just drew one on the Asian's finger so she's a BAMF, too. Little D is sitting in front of me playing Happy Wheels and I am cracking up every time he dies. It used to bother him that I watched over his shoulder but now I don't think he minds. My mustache makes me feel incredible. Just thought I should let you guys know that. Class is very close to being over but I still have a few pictures to show off!!

Well until the next time I feel there is something worthy of posting.... GOODBYE MY LOVES!!!

Sup Derpers?

Hello lovies!! Once again I'm sitting in this hell-hole of a pre-cal class having a terrible time. I havent posted in a while because my teacher is cracking down on people with their laptops while she's teaching. I sit in the back so she hasn't noticed yet thankfully. I'm sure she will eventually. I don't really have much else to say soooooo... PICTURE TIME

CURSE YOU STANDARDIZED TESTSSSSS!!!!!

Well hello there derps and derpalinas!! Today I had to take the ACT. If I had to sum it up in one word it would be....... hell. It sucked like hell. It was long as hell. It was cold as hell. It was boring as hell. Pretty much everything that you can add "as hell" onto the end of. It succcckkkkkkkeeeeddddd. I got rushed out of the bathroom like they thought I was doing drugs or something. I had to miss all of my classes that I'm concerned about my grade in. Thank GOD I didn't have to miss my vocals class with the most amazing teacher in the world. That made me happy. Anyway, I find it ridiculous that all of the juniors in this great state of Cackalacky have to take this ACT thing. We all had to be bored out of our minds for like five hours straight while the rest of the grades could just derp around as much as they wanted. NO ME GUSTA. Well, I've had a long day. I'm very tired. I need to get off the computer. I probably wont. But I need to. Goodnight guys!!

The Cacchinator

UGH... Mondays.

Wellll guys. I hate mondays. I'm sitting in Pre-Cal next to He-Who-Lives-In-The-Library not paying a bit of attention. The teacher hasn't even noticed yet. WOW. Anywhooser, there's a lacrosse game today. I'm pretty excited because I went to every home game but about 2 last year. It's gonna be pretty fantastic. Cwitoburger is missing today so I don't have anyone to make fun of the teacher with. I'm really tired because I watched The Walking Dead last night and sat up for about an hour wrapped up in my blankets praying that the zombies weren't going to come eat me in my sleep. I SURVIVED!! Ya know why? I know why. It's because

It's FRIDAY!!!!

For those of you who know that GODAWFUL song. You suck and I pity you. But TGIF. Anyway, on to the derpiness. SM was texting me yesterday and asked me when I had to pick up something. I told her that I had to pick it up tomorrow (which would be today) and she texted me back saying "As in today?" and then in another text "or monday?" I found this absolutely ridiculous and it baffled me that it didn't make sense to her that I meant tomorrow. It made me want to defenestrate her. Or drub. Drub's good, too. It wouldn't be the first time, though. But, I digress. My response was "As in tomorrow..." I had to try VERY hard not to be condescending. VERY HARD. Most people don't know that neither I nor my friends are very fond of SM. Both Hurricane and Mojo hate her guts and try everything they can to piss her off. I think it's fantastic.

Defenestrate (v)- To throw someone out a window.
Drub (v)- to beat someone severely with a stick.

Have a fantasmablastic weekend everybody!!

If you have any derpy stories that you'd like me to post just let me know.

Until the next derposity throws itsself into my path, farewell.

The Cacchinator

Well now...

So I am new to this whole blogging thing but I LIKE IT. My bestest friends in the whole wide world introduced me to this business and I find it rather entertaining! I shall try to keep you up to date on the derpy things that happen throughout the day. 

Farewell my friends! Derp hard.

Cacchinator.

P.S. Oh by the way...

Cacchinate(v)- to laugh very loudly